One Hit Wonder
“Oops.”
“Oops?!”
“Yeah. Oops.”
“So...what the hell did you just do?”
“Hey, don’t look at me like that! It was totally trying to kill us, so I just
swung the Nyoi-Bo and I guess I just don’t know my own strength sometimes
and...”
“...and you beat that youkai into a meat patty?”
“And I beat that youkai into a meat patty.”
“In one hit?”
“Sure looks that way.”
There was a long and uncomfortable pause. Goku looked down at the battered
remnants of the youkai, plastered into an awkward meat paste, sizzling on the
hot sun-baked stone road.
“Anyone hungry?”